I was 17 and it was in the back of a van in the parking lot of the ER. What made it so embarrassing is that she was in her mid-to-late 30's, was the cleaning lady at a local motel, her name was Esther, and she looked like Bill Gates.
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Talk about losing your virginity.
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Junior Tiger
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TIGER OVERLORD
 Posts: 2502 (07/04/08 16:40:08) 5th Year Senior Tiger |
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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TIGER OVERLORD
Posts: 12132 (07/04/08 16:51:40) |
Wow. This is one of those rare occasions where alcohol and the internet DO NOT mix.
Eh, who am I kidding? That was f*cking hilarious. TMI, but hilarious, nonetheless. 
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Junior Tiger
Posts: 251 (07/04/08 17:13:09) Tiger Recruit |
Yeah, the whiskey seems to bring out the honesty in me.
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Freshman Tiger
 Posts: 128 (07/04/08 17:34:23) |
kingmadhatter wrote: Thanks so much for sharing hon. I feelforya. "A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over lousy fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship."
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TIGER OVERLORD
Posts: 2111 (07/04/08 17:46:05) Tiger Alumnus |
How 'bout you sharing a few of your famous stories with the folks? Specifically, the "toothpaste" incident as well as the "Popsicle"
incident?
Optimism is denial for chumps with no life experience. - Unknown
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