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I have proudly bored everyone here with the fact that my oldest daughter graduates law school at the end of this month. She has also chosen to marry a young man who is working on his masters in electrical engineering(there are no good engineering jokes), on May 17th. I have always made sure that my kids remain humble, and maintain a great sense of self-deprecating humor. For the rehearsal party, I plan a surprise for my little girl. A short presentation of an old home movie, followed by as many lawyer jokes as time will allow. Clean or unclean, it doesn't matter, what I can't use then, I will use later. With all the great comedic prowess on this board, I know there will be some good material for which I can take the credit.
Thanks All, TPT

My favorite two are: How do you tell if a lawyer is well hung? Make sure there is no room between the rope and his neck.
Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.