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wareagle3 |
Can someone please explain... |
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What is all of this talk about the bammers and ice cream? Im just not up to speed on the whole ice cream thing. Thanks in advance to who ever can clear this
up for me!
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KEVH8SBAMA |
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you see... there are three classification of law breaking at the crapstone and i list them in order from least offensive to most: misdemeanor, felony, and blue
bell.
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Ausome11 |
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former bammer player Juwan Simpson got in trouble (weed, gun, stolen car; aka "trifecta").
bammer coach Shula did not punish him. no suspension, nothing if I remember correctly. Simpson's only punishment was court-ordered, community service and such. when he was asked about his ordeal, Simpson said something to the effect of "after all I've been through, I deserve an ice cream cone" It's right up there with D.J. Hall being suspended a who-, I mean half game. It is what it is: THE PROCESS, BITCHES! |
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wareagle3 |
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Oh ok thanks for clearing that up for me. I missed all of this when ever it happened.
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KEVH8SBAMA |
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dont worry... the media swept it under the rug in appropriate manner
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Buck000 |
you see... there are three classification of law breaking at the crapstone and i list them in order from least offensive to most: misdemeanor, felony, and blue bell. | ||
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What is a "blue bell" infraction, Kev?
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hornyleprechaun |
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Blue Bell ice cream
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KEVH8SBAMA |
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Buck000 wrote: only the most heinous of crimes... punishable in the following degrees: blue bell with: sprinkles - usually aggravated assault, drug possession, carrying a concealed weapon, and theft up to $499. chopped nuts and sprinkles - brandishing a firearm and possibly discharging said firearm in public, theft in excess of $500, and driving while impaired. hard coated chocolate shell (can have multiple concurrent sentences at this level) - homicide/manslaughter, aiding and abetting/accessory, posession of narcotics with the intent to distribute, assault with deadly weapon, and theft involving kidnapping/imprisonment. additional punishment can be applied at each level as deemed necessary including, but not limited to, upward movment on depth chart and ascension to team captain status. i hope this eliminates any and all confusion of the crime and punishment guidelines at the capstone.
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Buck000 |
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Now I know why I was afraid to ask, ha! |
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KEVH8SBAMA |
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dont blame me... i only post what the little voices in my head tell me to post
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silvercharged |
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Basically the ice cream deal, is Aubies comeback to Larry Blakeney's "keep it down home cuz" Weak, but is their comeback.
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Tider4Ever |
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Wow, I had no idea. Kind of weak, but funny none the less.
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KEVH8SBAMA |
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yeah.. .weak... but so was marajuwan simpson's punishment.
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Tider4Ever |
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KEVH8SBAMA wrote: Damn right it was. It was a pathetic punishment. I agree with you 100% there.
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