Yuku free message boards

but this has been the slowest slow period since I've been posting & it has more to due with rival obsession than in years past. Some folks on here are playing right into a little brother stereo type that I'm pretty sure a lot of posters don't feel and suggests a reverence for our lowly foes that I know I don't feel.

The word bama & all things bama, Saban, satan, .com, coon@$$ etc have been played out on this board for the year 2008-2010. It's gotten ridiculous. As for those other sites, I don't go there, thanks for the tip, now I won't. How many of our bama belters are seeding their discord on other free boards I wonder?

Regardless, I have a hard time believing that conjecture about any of the changes that have occured in our program the past 8 months or even a better look at some of the new verbal commits we have isn't better than bama talk.

Get it out of your system, how about create ONE!!!!!! frickin' bama hater thread & stay there.

Quick, who am I:

"It's a new day, I better be sure by the end of the day that I mention: they don't have 12 (check); We beat them & will beat them no matter their recruiting rank (check); .com is actually the antichrist, seriously, 3 sixes behind his left ear (check); bammers live in the past (check); a bammer heard a reasonable argument & unable to offer any rebuttle responded "Row-uhl tahd!" (check); the bammer athletics complex is actually the largest meth lab in the state, the NCAA knows it & has for 4 years, they have just been waiting to send the letter because they want to announce it on finebaum (check); the letters coming (check); there are 2 letters (check); there is so much to prosecute that the NCAA has avoided the letter entirely & is now targeting missle systems on tuscalooser-ville (check); death penalty = soon (check); in his spare time Saban waterboards puppies with the bammer special teams unit & finescum (check); finebaum (check); all media & especially all text on the internet is immediately biased towards bama unless they say something nice about Auburn, then they are neutral (check) everything Auburn does or will do must be measured against bama in order to validate those that I hate to validate (check)"

"Have I covered everything, good, I'll go back over it tomorrow by hijacking another unrelated post or one...GASP...that hasn't mentioned how stupid bama is yet. By the way, what was this thread about, oh another AU Football Board that hasn't realized the injustices forged by the satan nation, must go there & ruin Marshall's livelihood. I'll be back tomorrow to repost these comments again & again & again."

"What was that? We just signed Bo Jackson's clone only he is reportedly 1 foot taller than original Bo & twice as fast and the NCAA has granted him 8 years of eligibility...can't worry with that, somewhere, somehow, there's a bammer celebrating mediocrity or a bama player acting like a college kid & having a beer underage. Must stay focused, must root against kids qualifying for my rival cause screw a lower income black youth getting an opportunity, bama = no class so he better not qualify, if he does he is obviously a criminal & cheater & was extorted into signing. No way he wouldn't have chosen Auburn other than the REC bought him & his corrupt family. Stupid kid I've never met! I hate the REC! One time when I went out to get the mail, a dog humped my leg...I know the REC paid him to do it! I think I just pooped myself with rage!!!