I need your best Lawyer jokes

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (1983AUGrad) — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:15:15 GMT

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (theplainstruth) — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:05:42 GMT

Please, keep 'em coming.

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (PalmettoTiger) — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:38:50 GMT

Q. What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? Between a catfish and a lawyer?
A. One is a soul-less blood sucker and the other can turn into a bat. One's a kinda scummy bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q. Difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A. Prostitute won't keep trying to f#ck you if you are dead.

"Don't tell my mom I'm a lawyer. She thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse."

PT

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (myxtplkn) — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:27:58 GMT

1. How do you know when a lawyer lies?

His/her lips move.

2. What do you call a law school graduate with an IQ under 80?

Your Honor.

3. What do you call it when two lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?

Not enough sand.

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (EllenDLT) — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:23:20 GMT

what if it's a female lawyer?

Just doesn't make sense

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (wcvet) — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:16:02 GMT

what do you call it when a bus load of lawyers with one empty seat goes over a cliff? a crying shame and really bad luck for the driver

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (theplainstruth) — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:13:17 GMT

Ouch 315, I wouldn't go there.

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (aubie315) — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:04:53 GMT

guess size doesnt matter to Ellen...

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (EllenDLT) — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:32:25 GMT

You're first one doesn't make sense to me TPT...who cares if a lawyer is well hung?

Re: I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (12 02 89) — Tue, 06 May 2008 09:51:25 GMT

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times.

"Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the first one, "we cut our emergency response time by ten percent."

The other paramedics nodded in approval. "Not bad," the second paramedic commented. "But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we've cut our average ERT by 20 percent."
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I need your best Lawyer jokes

feeds@yuku.com (theplainstruth) — Tue, 06 May 2008 09:40:11 GMT

I have proudly bored everyone here with the fact that my oldest daughter graduates law school at the end of this month. She has also chosen to marry a young man who is working on his masters in electrical engineering(there are no good engineering jokes), on May 17th. I have always made sure that my kids remain humble, and maintain a great sense of self-deprecating humor. For the rehearsal party, I plan a surprise for my little girl. A short presentation of an old home movie, followed by as...