Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (Ausome11) — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:16:03 GMT

tigerDJ36322 wrote:
Congrats, Kingmadhatter....Kids are great...They are quite a burden early on, but at least they grow up into endentured servants later on to wait on you..

Why have multiple children when you can have multiple women: cooking, cleaning AND poontang!

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (WarEagle76) — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:12:06 GMT

Congrats, hatter. Kids are awesome. When we go to Auburn games, my daughter (she'll be 4 this year) loves to watch the cheerleaders and band and eat her frozen lemonade. If she's anything like her mom, she'll know more about the game than I do in about 5 years. And then she'll be the first freshman female starting quarterback in 15 years!

Chris

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (theplainstruth) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:10:49 GMT

You figured out my master plan. My kids are 25,15 and 9. So I got the dishwashing, trash, and general clean-up, covered for at least 8 more years. Then I will adopt.

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (tigerDJ36322) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:21:08 GMT

Congrats, Kingmadhatter....Kids are great...They are quite a burden early on, but at least they grow up into endentured servants later on to wait on you..

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (aufan06) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:40:08 GMT

kingmadhatter wrote:
But hey at least I have proof now to all my friends that I've actually been with a real girl!

So I guess we really should be saying congratulations on your "f**k trophy!"

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (kingmadhatter) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:13:08 GMT

Yeah I don't even know what she sees in me. But hey at least I have proof now to all my friends that I've actually been with a real girl!

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (laugh at the sun) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:00:50 GMT

He shoots........

HE SCORES!!!!

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (bamasux) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:55:36 GMT

Madhatter, Congrats on your new little "Aubie" on the way. My wife is 3 months preggers with our first child. I am ready to be a dad. Heck, I'm almost 38 and most of my friends have kids in middle and high school. Lucky for me, my wife is a mere 27, so at least one of my little "Aubie's" parents won't be a member of AARP by the time he/she heads off to college ( hopefully to the lovely little village on the plains ). I have been taking the advice of many...

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (KEVH8SBAMA) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:12:02 GMT

steve, sorry for the rant last night. i was in super-parental mode last night having just finished the nursery. i understand and appreciate a warped sense of humor as much as anyone... my posts are usually evident of that. i should have just left it as not thinking it was too funny and kept the soapbox out of it.

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (kingmadhatter) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:05:09 GMT

Steve you did not offend me in the least. I am Mother Theresa on these boards, as this isn't the place to display my kind of humor, and that joke you told didn't offend me in the least. It would be considered one of the tamest things I would say. If you want an idea, YouTube Bob Saget's stand up as well as his version of the Aristocrats, or anything by Jim Norton, Louis C.K., etc.

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (stevecoons) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:52:14 GMT

Just trying to add a little humor. Sorry if it upset you!

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (KEVH8SBAMA) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:20:39 GMT

kingmadhatter wrote:
My g/f is pregnant.

kudos my friend... congrats!!!

and it is very true about sleep... you will soon think it is a myth, much like bama's 342423 national championships. all you ever do is hear others talk about it and how great it was.

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (KEVH8SBAMA) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:18:33 GMT

stevecoons wrote:
If you change your mind, just use a coat hanger!

that and funny are not even in the same area code... i am jaded in a lot of ways about life... but i will say unequivocally that nothing brings greater joy than a child. my second is on the way any week now, and despite all the work i know i will have to do, i can not wait to see my son. my daughter (almost 4) is without doubt my best friend...

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (stevecoons) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:54:26 GMT

If you change your mind, just use a coat hanger!

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (theplainstruth) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:37:23 GMT

I hope and pray all goes as you want it to. It's always great to have a new Tiger around, so enjoy, they grow up too fast.

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (Gr8flKev) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:11:18 GMT

Kudos for the name alone!

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (kingmadhatter) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:45:55 GMT

I hope I don't jinx myself but I have a feeling in my heart it's going to be a boy and if so I'm naming him Duke Musclecrusher. I may even change my name to that so he can be Duke Musclecrusher II and I can start a bloodline of Musclecrusher royalty.

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (Tiger on Wheels) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:43:20 GMT

Congrats on becoming a dad and her being mom. I hope you and her are catching a lot of sleep right now. Because trust me, babies and sleep DO NOT go together. One last thing. make sure he's Auburn Tiger. Maybe we'll see him play at AU 18 or 19 years down the road.

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (AUsubmariner) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:30:51 GMT

kingmadhatter:

Congrats!!!!! But before you get too comfy about "not having to wrap it", let me introduce you to my fraternal twin, he is an UAT fan!!!!!!

WDE

Re: Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (kingmadhatter) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:27:09 GMT

LOL, thanks, but I'm talking about the click-able heart thingy at the top .

Auburn family, collectively weep for the future.

feeds@yuku.com (kingmadhatter) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:22:39 GMT

My g/f is pregnant.