Auburn - Alabama Jokes http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/topic/1670/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:06 GMT Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:05:11 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/topic/1670/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13188/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13188
The funny thing about my post is that my spell checker found 3 errors before I posted it. I am a notoriously lousy speller.
feeds@yuku.com (AU Tiger66) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13188 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:05:11 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13187/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13187 feeds@yuku.com (beaver) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13187 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:42:39 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13186/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13186 :rollin :rollin :rollin feeds@yuku.com (myxtplkn) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13186 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:04:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13185/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13185 :headbanger :rb ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Tiger on Wheels) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13185 Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:05:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13184/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13184
they can both live off of a dead bear for 30 years


....just sayin' ]]> feeds@yuku.com (24Tiger) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13184 Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:48:08 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13183/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13183




Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama?
A. Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.



Q. Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios?
A. One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!




It was... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MississippiTiger) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13183 Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:18:35 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13182/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13182 when their car broke down just at dark. They walked back to
a farmhouse they had just passed and knocked on the door.

A farmer came out in his nightclothes and asked them if he
could help them. "Our car broke down about a mile away, and
we would like to use your phone to call for assistance."

The farmer informed them that he didn't have a phone. They
then asked the farmer if he could... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (1983AUGrad) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13182 Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:51:39 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13181/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13181 pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some
pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?"

The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99
with tax."

"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a' mighty, don't
they stay on by themselves?


Grad - Unofficial President of the Tre Smith Fan Club
]]> feeds@yuku.com (1983AUGrad) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13181 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:08:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13180/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13180
Time Limit: 3 WKS
What language is spoken in France?
Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Would you ask William Shakespeare to
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY
. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (1983AUGrad) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13180 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:04:55 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13179/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13179 feeds@yuku.com (81WarEagle) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13179 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:51:30 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13178/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13178 feeds@yuku.com (81WarEagle) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13178 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:50:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13177/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13177 feeds@yuku.com (81WarEagle) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13177 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:48:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13176/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13176
]]> feeds@yuku.com (81WarEagle) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13176 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:45:53 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13175/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13175
One says, "Darn! These stairs are killin' me!"

The other says, "It's ain't the stairs I can't stand, it's the low handrails!"


Grad - Unofficial President of the Tre Smith Fan Club
]]> feeds@yuku.com (1983AUGrad) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13175 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:10:55 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13174/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13174 bammer 14



:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl feeds@yuku.com (BullHubbs) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13174 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:26:40 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13173/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13173 feeds@yuku.com (Tiger on Wheels) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13173 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:12:20 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13172/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13172 feeds@yuku.com (81WarEagle) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13172 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:27:30 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13171/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13171 feeds@yuku.com (Willy231) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13171 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:26:12 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13170/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13170 red shoes, a white shirt, a pair of red pants, and a pair of
white shoes." The clerk looks at him and shakes his head
saying, "You must be an Alabama fan!" The man proclaims
with pride, "How could you tell, was it the color scheme!" The
clerk looks at him and says "No, this is a hardware store."


Grad - Unofficial President of the Tre Smith... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (1983AUGrad) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13170 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:22:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/reply/13169/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html#reply-13169
"This is your house, coach," God says happily. Most people don't get their own houses up here."

Bear looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Tiger114) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/sreply/13169 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:33:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Auburn - Alabama Jokes ]]> http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/topic/1670/t/Auburn-Alabama-Jokes.html
The Auburn/Alabama Game

Alabama/Auburn
50 yard line

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Auburn/ Alabama game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (auburnfootball) http://auburnfootballfanforum.yuku.com/topic/1670 Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:06 GMT